Walking Damned

When the Millenium came upon us, seven years ago, there was rejoicing. A great jubilation around the world. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, the dead began to walk. And they did punish us for our jubilation, like a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. But I tell you, my fearful readers, these foul beasts did not rise from nowhere. They rose from sin. They rose from the pit. They rose from the dragon, the beast, the Prince of Lies, Satan himself.
These zombies are the armies of the damned, and through them the devil sought to tear down the faithful of the world.

We thought that we had beaten this dreadful menace, but the Beast has had his last laugh at our expense, brothers and sisters. We have taken these foul creatures into our homes. We treat them as our loved ones. We are deceived by the false faces they wear. It is a sickness in my nostrils, and an abomination unto the Lord, our God and Savior, and Sis Son JESUS CHRIST.

For I tell you Truly: these zombies are not our family. They are not our friends. They are a trick of the Devil, here to tempt us further away from our path. Until we have thrown them all back into the FIRES of Hell, we shall all burn in those very same FLAMES OF REDEMPTION.

Let any who takes these beasts into their home, BEWARE. Beware these walking corpses, for who knows when their master shall bid them to turn on the faithful, and who knows how long their muzzles and shackles will turn them from His evil commands. Beware their Father, the Beast, for who knows how long until he rises up Himself to lay waste. And beware each other, for WHO knows when each of our fellow men shall be tempted astray by these foul whisperers and turn on the righteous.

The Lord knows.

These zombies are a test. A test which humanity is failing. But we must return to the true path, and cast these foul monsters out of our midst.

3 And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled.